by Rhiannon Paine | Oct 26, 2010 | General, Once Upon a Time
My more evolved friends have sometimes suggested that I “get in touch with my inner child.” To which I’ve replied: “If my inner child has anything to say, she can get in touch with me. Preferably by email.” But most of the year, my encapsulated offspring is...
by Rhiannon Paine | Oct 9, 2010 | Animal Crackers, General, Just for Fun
Yes, I know. You think you are wise in the ways of not being acquired by a cat. You avoid pet shops and cat-themed videos on YouTube. When visiting cat-acquired friends you avert your eyes from the walking furballs. (The cats. It’s okay to look at your friends.) But...
by Rhiannon Paine | Oct 5, 2010 | General, Just for Fun
This just in: exercise doesn’t help you lose weight. Say you’ve eaten a Milky Way — accidents happen — and you want to burn it off. Apparently you have to leap about aerobically for at least 13 hours in a very hot room under the amplified tutelage of an...
