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		<title>I&#8217;ve got a fever, please hold the hay</title>
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				</script>That time of year thou may&#8217;st in me behold When handkerchiefs, and tissues too, do hang Upon this nose that drools, producing coughs, Harsh hacking coughs, where late my sweet voice sang. Okay, “sweet voice” is a lie. When I sing, I sound like a cross between Bob Dylan and a constipated frog. My point [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We can&#8217;t hide from prying eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 05:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even lies are a thin disguise Time for us to realize There ain’t no way to hide from prying eyes (With apologies to the Eagles.) Just off Beef Hollow Road in Bluffdale, Utah, in conditions of extreme secrecy, construction workers are building a complex that, when finished, will be five times the size of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The naked gorilla test</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 05:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“You know you’re a real San Franciscan if you don’t even react when you see a naked person walking on the street.” – from the SFGate Blog Here&#8217;s a true story about “the City,” as everyone in the Bay Area calls San Francisco. (“So what’s Oakland then,” asked Eddie Izzard when he did “Dress to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time to tighten your chastity belt?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, after decades of sexual free-for-most, we’re getting the word that all this fornicating has to STOP. That&#8217;s the message spouting out of the USA’s right wing, and what a manly, thrusting, and remarkably well funded wing it is! The women of BOOO go weak at the knees just thinking about it. For years now, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cleanliness is next to impossible</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s that you say? My house is looking a bit grubby? Look, I&#8217;m busy writing. Besides, it&#8217;s time the cat started earning her keep. Luna, come here! Now, just swish your tail over these crumbs on the floor and – There goes Luna through the pet door. Okay. I guess it&#8217;s down to me then. [...]]]></description>
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